The butler, epic

Good evening.

If you're hearing this message, I take it that it's because you cannot reach me. Please leave a message if you should like a quick reply. If you do not, I will assume it wasn't very important.

Young Master, you know what to do.

Now I'm very busy, so if you'll excuse me...

[Beep]




(Please designate IC/OOC! Thank you)

My, my.

It would seem that my young master has been thoroughly exhausted by recent events and finds himself predisposed for the time being. [Translation: Ciel is in a sleep coma and Sebastian feels the need to share this with everyone. It doubles over as a polite cancellation of any prior engagements on the behalf of the earl]

I will gladly send any regards as soon as he is able to receive them.

In the interim, I've been working on preparing jam rolls. I'm told they are best enjoyed during colder weather months and I'm trying to perfect a recipe.

As a gesture of the Phantomhive hospitality, I would be honored if anyone would be willing and available for a taste. [Chuckles] I don't think we need to concern ourselves about disturbing the earl, nor shall we be interrupted.

[Smiles] Good day.

[Though not appropriately iconed here, Sebastian is sporting a slick-back - his butler uniform updated by a few decades, but still black and formal. He is by no means off put by the change in appearance, though the hair is a bit of a nuisance. Nothing he wasn't made to tolerate before]

Good morning.

[All smiles. Wakey, wakey Somarium. Hopefully this is the first face you see during the course of your day]

It would seem all of the appliances in the Phantomhive mansion have, ah, changed without any tampering. I've reacquainted myself with the kitchen and the alterations in the laundry and it occurred to me that some citizens might be at a loss with the new equipment. I would like to offer my assistance, as a gesture of the Phantomhive hospitality and the good will of my young master, who recently had a difficult time of it in my absence. [Smirk] I am sure he would not wish the same for his neighbors.

If there are any fellow domestics in need of my help, I would be glad to offer it. [Grin] The comfort of your mistresses and masters should not be in any way disrupted by these curious happenings within Somarium, however troublesome. I also offer my services to any residents who find themselves in a bind while going about their chores.

As always, it would be a pleasure to be of use.

Good day.

Good afternoon.

I realize this is trying time in Somarium for many of you accustomed to modern conveniences and the use of electricity. [Smile] It must be extremely uncomfortable going about your day without the aid of these appliances, only to have to endure the darkness by night.

Perhaps I may be of service? As the Phantomhive butler, I have learned to depend on more traditional methods for laundry, food preparation, cleaning, and personal care. This black-out has by no means disturbed my work, and I would like to offer my help to the residents of Espoir and neighboring Somni, as an extension of the Phantomhive hospitality. If you require a place to stay for the duration of this recent disturbance, the doors of the Phantomhive estate are open to you, through the generosity of my young master, the earl. You have my personal assurance that the house is secure and there are a number of free rooms available for you to take your leisure.

Ah, I have only request. The earl has been rather under the weather lately, and though I am sure he will be delighted [grin] to have the company, we keep a quiet household. I would appreciate it if you find my young master resting, do not disturb him. That's my job.

I look forward to attending you.

[Sebastian looks a little flushed]

Good morning.

[Chuckle]

On behalf of my young master, I wanted to thank the guests of his recent birthday party for coming.. [Snicker] It was so kind of you to celebrate the earl's fourteenth birthday with him. And I-- [chuckle]

I'm deeply sorry. I don't know what's come over me.

Please excuse me.

[Bow and click]

Good afternoon.

[Sebastian smiled, his starched white sleeves rolled up to his elbow. He's standing inside the tidy kitchen in the mansion, apparently preparing tea. The tea service is ready to be sent out, but directly in front of the view of the Dreamberry there is a stack of apples. Sebastian gestures to these]

Firstly, I would like to properly welcome our new arrivals to Somarium, on behalf of my young Master. I am Sebastian, the Phantomhive butler.

The weather has turned cool, hasn't it? I have been preparing a fire every morning and after sundown, to chase away the chill in the mansion. But I also thought my young Master might enjoy some homemade apple cider. And if you're so inclined, you could easily prepare it from the comfort of your own cottage or apartment. It's rather simple. [That is not to say anyone can manage it, however. He can think of a number of fail servants that would manage to make a mess of simple cider]

I recommend fresh apples. Fallen apples should not be consumed, and imperfect, bruised fruit won't produce the best cider. [Can you say perfectionist? Why, yes]

Once you've secured your apples, make sure they're properly cleaned. Wash them thoroughly, then core them. If you're adept with a knife, slice each apple into quarters. If you cannot be trusted with a blade, you might forgo the entire process. The recipe does not call for a blood sacrifice. [Smiles congenially, while slicing his apples neatly into sections]

[Insert rest of demo here - truncated for tl;dr]

Your cider will be fresh if imbibed within the week. You could prepare it hot, for the dual benefit of both taste and warmth. If you don't care for apples, there are a number of tea selections I might suggest for the season.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I must return to my work. Enjoy the day.

Good afternoon.

[Smile]

I am Sebastian, the Phantomhive butler. I would like to take a moment on behalf of my young Master to offer a warm welcome to any new arrivals. I understand Somarium can be a very disquieting place. Do stay calm. You are not alone here, and there are many kind residents that would be happy to assist you.

If you have any particular questions, do not hesitate to call. I offer my help as an extension of the Phantomhive hospitality.

I bid you welcome to the village of Espoir, the city of Somni, and Somarium at large.

Good day.

I was wondering if anyone could direct me to the best place to buy fresh foods. I'm not talking about cheap ingredients, mind. I would prefer quality meats, if available, and I'm also in need of milk, sugar, spices, and a variety of cheeses.

My young master has a sweet tooth, though he requires balanced meals as well

If you would be so kind, please provide me with suggestions before this afternoon. I'm on a bit of a tight schedule.

Thank you.